Surely this is the cat fight to end all cat fights?
In the red corner we've got gun totin' Republican Sarah Palin squaring up to the dyke Democrat tag team of Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson.
That's right, first Lindsay goes gay, next she's grown a political conscious - and she's telling the world about it on myspace.
I'll let Lindsay and Sam explain their beef with Palin in their own words:
Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?
I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be...
Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?
Overlooking the hypocrisy of an actress who is spouting off about politics criticising a politician who wants to be a TV celebrity, it seems to me that if Obama isn't sunk by his "lipstick on a pig" remark then Lindsay's show of support could be the campaign kiss of death instead.
To be fair, it does get funnier, although not intentionally:
Oh, and...Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don't pose for anymore tabloid covers, you're not a celebrity, you're running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!
But I do have a grudging respect for the writer who is able to find anything quote-worthy amongst the utterings of Pammy:
And in the words of Pamela Anderson, "She can suck it"..
..and skin it, and turn it into a pair of sledding mittens - careful there girls - Palin doesn't take prisoners.
Or does she?
All we hear about her is how she was raised by huskies, can spit 20 miles and will shoot your pets if you don't vote for her.
Only, she's number two on the ticket - and to my mind that doesn't square with her self-styled "Lara Croft storms the White House" image.
If she was so goddam go-getting why didn't she go get herself her own ticket, and stop letting some old bloke ride towards a credible shot at office on the back of her political momentum?
Frankly, Sam and Lindsay know more about more girl power.
Vote Obama.
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2 comments:
Spot on as always Laura.
I think Palin is a political choice to rally the right wing nut jobs to McCain's cause.
That is an incredibly risky thing to do, given his age. She is just not qualified to hold the VP post, and that will remain the case no matter how many times she says she is.
If you get the time, have a look at this - you'll love it.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wi9WEj21h1g
conscience.
i couldn't not note it.
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